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I don’t know about you, but I got my ass kicked by the time change. Where do I go to get my hour back? Anyway…

• Did you attend the Women’s March?
• The legislative session ends this week and hopefully they have done enough to secure the state from President Trump.
• Also, landlords have to disclose flood risks to tenants. In practice, I’m sure it will be part of a long list of things in the agreement you sign to move in. Still, better than nothing.
• The Senate version of the mosquito fleet act has a lot of unnecessary provisions that I hope can be removed in the final version.
• Call or email your legislator.

Rogue History: The (literal) fight for free speech they don’t teach you

Whitest Kids U’ Know: We wouldn’t happen to be invading Iran today, would we?

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the US and Israeli strikes on Iran

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Iran war plan and timeline keep changing, Трамп gets distracted by drapes
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s mixed messages about war in Iran, he gets a vigorous stroking by tech CEOs & his gross rash
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Nobody Likes Трамп (the SOTU song) ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Just Look at These Drapes!” The Трамп War-Briefing Song ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard replaces the war draft with ICE
• Dark Brandon: World War Epstein—Did Трамп start a war to distract from the files?
• Jen Psaki: Трамп admin unable to explain attack on Iran
• Stephen: Трамп can’t stop saying “war” & Israel says they will eliminate Iran’s next leader
• John D. Cundle: ♫ No More Wars (Just One More Lie) ♬
• The Late Show: Kesha blasts Трамп for stealing her song
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares war on Iran
• ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito BANNED from YouTube (he’s BACK)
• Christopher Titus: Epstein fury:

• Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s CLOWN CAR CABINET now an alarming liability as threat from Iran spikes
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Forget About Трамп and Epstein! ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп speaks lovingly about drapes as U.S. death toll in his Iran war rises
• SNL: Трамп Iran war address
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hail The Heroic Draft Dodger! ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп vs Iran—“The Plan Is We Have No Plan” ♬
• Desi Lydic FAUXsplains Трамп’s Iran not-war
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: It’s ’cause the Midterms
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals Operation No Means Yes
• 60 Minutes: This federal judge ruled against Трамп. Then the death threats rolled in
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Thank You President Трамп! ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп distracts from Epstein files with war in Iran, MAGA tries to spin & Dotard’s big red rash
• Seth Meyers: Трамп & MAGA clash over whether Iran war is a “war,” & Трамп says wars can last forever
• Michael Kosta: Трамп stumped by worst-case Iran scenario & Hegseth gives bullying pep talk
• Parody Project: ♫ Pervy Con Man ♬:

• Liberal Redneck: So does anyone know why we, ya know…STARTED A WAR WITH IRAN?!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Peace Board Bombing ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ The Most Highly Anticipated Obituary in the History of the World ♬
• Jen Psaki: Трамп FLUNKS wartime president test with disturbing, flippant attitude
• LegalEagle: Трамп’s insane plan to steal elections leaked
• Jon Stewart: Трамп launches war with Iran and refuses to explain…anything
• Stephen: U.S. abandons citizens across Middle East & Трамп, “The big one is coming” & Iran war is “God’s plan”
• Rachel Maddow: British Intel spotted Трамп camp Russia ties
• Puppet Regime: Trump & Netanyahu’s war plans hit a snag of “utmost concern”
• The Late Show: The “war” against Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Proof in The Трампstein Files ♬

Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Here’s to the State of Mississippi, 2026 ♬

John D. Cundle: ♫ Your Kids Go First ♬

Knotheadusc: ♫ I Don’t Want To Think About It ♬

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Justice John Roberts Song ♬

Shirley Șerban: ♫ I Will Survive? I’ll Unsubscribe! ♬:

The Late Show: Book your next event at Mar-a-Lago

Jesse Welles: ♫ The Great Caucasian God (live) ♬

LegalEagle: ICE gets hammered in court

Grifters, Goons, Ghouls, and Gullible Fucks:

• Seth Meyers: Noem out at DHS & Bondi subpoenaed over Epstein files & gas prices rise due to Iran war
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп fires Kristi Noem, missing Epstein files published & Republicans play both sides of Iran war
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Operation Epic Fury (or is it Epstein Fury?) ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth thinks fallen troops don’t deserve headlines
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Don’t You Want Me, Epstein? ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: War briefing with Pete
• Stephen: America at whaaa? Seeking regime change. Hegseth: No “stupid” rules of engagement.
• Michael Kosta: MAGA refuses to call Iran war a “war” as Americans scramble to flee Mideast
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Oh! Kristi ♬:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп goes to war with Iran, Bill Clinton testifies about Epstein & Boebert explains inflation
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Adios Kristi Noem ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard fires Kristi Noem
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s son will not fight in his “illegal and unconstitutional war” in Iran
• JoJoFromJerz: Wake up MAGA! Трамп’s using our troops as props!
• NM RagingGranny: ♫ House of the Epstein Crimes ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kristi Noem—America’s Most Expensive Date ♬
• SNL Weekend Update: U.S. launches attack on Iran & Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei killed
• Michael Kosta: Трамп axes Kristi Noem & Hegseth strong-arms “too-woke” Boy Scouts
• Stephen: Noem’s colleagues celebrate her firing & ICE whistleblower testifies & RFK Jr. attacks New England
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Occam’s Razor ♬:

• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ ICE Under My Skin ♬
• Champnella: Love thy own fanatics
• JoJoFromJerz: The Dotard FIRES Kristi Noem. The reason might surprise you…
• Ross Childs: JD Vance & The McDonald’s CEO
• Chris Hayes: Noem’s tenure is ending in spectacular and humiliating fashion
• Rachel Maddow: Patel’s petty FBI firing spree guts key Iran unit at worst possible time
• Stella Magz: Трамп to Kristi Noem, “You’re fired!”
• Campbell: Трамп’s “mushroom doc” Casey Means & Boebert’s Clinton photo mess

John Oliver: Police body cameras

Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Culdesac is the first car-free neighborhood and conspiracy theorists hate it

Robert Reich: How we actually pay for war and billionaire tax cuts

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Good morning lovelies and uggos.

• Oh, hey. Some real qualifications for sheriffs and police chiefs.
• It’s tough to read about organizations that do good treating their employees poorly.
• In general I think Mayor Wilson’s proposal to expand the number of tiny homes and shelters is good. But not sure that relying on volunteers is sustainable.
• Call your legislator right now. I don’t care that you’re on the bus: Make the straphangers next to you uncomfortable with your passion for the budget.

Good morrow ladies, gents, and all the lovely people who don’t slot well into the binary.

• Data center regulation is dead this session.
• Ban new ICE facilities and old ones. And despite members’ concerns, local jail.
• Yesler bike lanes that don’t randomly end forcing you into traffic? Yes please.
• Write your legislators. Or call them. The session is almost over, so you might as well do it now.

Swing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening. We’ll be watching a few elections around the U.S., engaging in discussions about politics, and having a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Last nice day for a moment. Let’s enjoy it.

• Hunts Point mayor/ ICE landlord is a combination.
• Not sure what the minority party in Congress can do about a lawless President, but at least Representative Jayapal and Senator Murray are saying the right things and calling for a vote.
• The millionaire tax is still progressing.
• Write your legislators and members of Congress.

USAFacts: A data-driven State of the Union

Rachel Maddow: DOJ is all apologies as judges lose patience with defied orders

Jesse Welles: ♫ Domestic Error (live) ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Some Find Lying Exhausting. Not Трамп ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gives medal to Connor Hellebuyck
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп has raised global tariffs to 15%
• Seth Meyers: Трамп throws tantrum at SOTU, tries to co-opt men’s hockey Olympic gold medal victory
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп claims everything is GREAT, MAGAland gives rave reviews & bombshell Epstein report about The Dotard
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is the only president stupid enough to believe he has unlimited power to set tariffs
• Stella Magz: Трамп’s State of Disaster
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Here Lies Трамп ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ And As He Begins to Ramble ♬:

• JoJoFromJerz: That wasn’t a state of the union. It was an ad for erectile dysfunction.
• The Resistance: ♫ The Real State of the Union (Stand Up, Speak Out) ♬
• Liberal Redneck: The State of the (super divided, probably about to fully implode) Union, apparently
• Jon Stewart: SCOTUS torches Трамп’s tariffs, Iran war looms & MAGA co-opts Team USA hockey win
• Stephen: A dark speech filled with divisive lies & USA women’s hockey gets a better offer
• Jimmy Kimmel reacts to Трамп’s State of the Union Address 2026
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Getting More Demented Every Day ♬
• LegalEagle: Tariffs are dead! Long live tariffs!
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard takes credit for USA hockey Olympic gold
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pervert Messiah (Now available in Orange!) ♬
• Former Kimmel writer Bess Kalb hilariously roasts Трамп’s free speech charade (in Congressional testimony)
• Desi Lydic: SOTU recap—Трамп gets Tarantino-gory & award-crazy in record-long address
• Seth Meyers: Трамп threatens war with Iran over nuclear program he claimed he obliterated
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks Jimmy again, goes to war with Supreme Court & Kash Patel parties at Olympics
• The Late Show: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Is Deeply Unpopular ♬
• Stephen: Трамп’s speech was disborbing & why DOJ didn’t search Epstein’s storage units
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Little Dotard Melt-Down ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s State of the Union Speech LEAKED
• The Resistance: ♫ The Legacy He Deserves ♬

LegalEagle: Colbert’s banned interview

Parody Project: ♫ Weapons of Mass Illumination ♬

Robert Reich: Billie Eilish debunks billionaire charity

Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ The Constitution Binds Us All ♬

The Gullible, The Grifters, and The Goons:

• Tommy Campbell: RFK Jr & Kid Rock’s shirtless workout is trolled and mocked
• Jesse Welles: ♫ Join Ice (live) ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He’s Coverin’ Up Them Files ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Kash Patel’s hockey fantasy
• The Late Show: The DOJ explains missing Epstein files with allegations about Трамп
• Seth Meyers: Kash Patel parties in Italy, SCOTUS strikes down tariffs, Трамп to release UFO files
• Matthew Cooke: How is everyone still falling for this?:

• Desi Lydic: RFK and Kid Rock strip down for workout video & Kristi Noem flies in a fuck plane
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп and the Pedophile Elite ♬
• Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Jesus Doesn’t Love You When You Lie (the Karoline Leavitt Song) ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ We Gotta Stop the Raids ♬
• The Late Show: Kash Patel ruins hockey
• Jesse Welles: ♫ Red (live) ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Official Business of the FBI ♬
• Randy Rainbow: ♫ The Fate of Melania ♬:

• Jordan Klepper: LindellTV News is QAnon meets QVC, and now they’re in the White House Press Corps
• Desi Lydic: DOJ buries Epstein files on Трамп & snowball fight turns MAGA into snowflakes
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп hasn’t testified about Epstein but Hillary Clinton forced to & Mayor Mamdani visits The Dotard
• The Resistance: ♫ When Will MAGA Wake Up? ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to RFK fitness video

ONN: U.S. populace appoints designated survivor

LegalEagle: Super Bowl ad announces 4th amendment nightmare

John Oliver: Twitter

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Good morning.

• How has it taken so long to fix the English speaker with a Spanish accent problem? Ridiculous.
• The Urbanist article about Seattle libraries and homeless people is at least disputed by the library system.
• TB making a comeback in the States.
• Legislators probably shouldn’t drink on the job.
• Pedestrianize The Ave.
• Today is a good day to contact your legislator.

Gooooooood morning.

• Doesn’t seem like letting SPOG dictate how effective the CARE team is will work out great.
• Hey, Tukwila, that 6-month ban on new ICE facilities is looking pretty good.
• Big hearing for the millionaire tax today. And big day for fraudulent sign ins.
• Go contact your legislators.

It is Tuesday and the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will get together to chat politics and whatnot. Stop by for a beer and some conversation. We get started at 8:00pm. With any luck, Sweet Potato Hitler will have concluded his vaunting prevarication and verbal self-pleasuring by then.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Forgot to hit publish yesterday…

Good morning. Woo boy it really came down yesterday night, huh?

• I’m glad people are skipping the State of the Union.
• How little coverage Lilli Moreno’s death gets in the mainstream media is really sad making. Maybe in general how regular it is for drivers to hit people.
• The kids are alright.
• Your legislator is out there not being contacted. Just, just give them a quick call.

Stephen with historian Walter Isaacson: A typo in the first line of the Declaration of Independence?

JoJoFromJerz: We need accountability HERE, in America

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s fake coal award mocked & RFK Jr ’s “Eat Real” is roasted
• Jen Psaki: Трамп SPIRALS through five stages of grief after SCOTUS rejects his unconstitutional tariffs scheme
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Memorial Sewage Spill ♬
• The Daily Show: Trump absolves himself from Epstein saga before “million mentions” bombshell
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Ol’ Donnie Lies When He’s in Motion ♬
• Ari Melber: Трамп defeated at high court in 6-3 tariff smackdown
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Prince Andrew’s arrest
• Get High, Watch This: Трамп remembers The Reverend Jesse Jackson….
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Nothing has separated voters from Трамп more than the Epstein “cover-up”
• The Resistance: ♫ Transparent ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard threatens Supreme Court with tariffs
• Eric Schwartz: ♫ Asshole’s Day ♬:

• Rachel Maddow: Judge shuts down Трамп’s history re-write in devastating ruling
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Economics–Squeeze the Poor to Help the Rich ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’m Exonerated ♬
• The Daily Show: Трамп’s history with Epstein Pt. 6
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that the Supreme Court has ruled against Трамп’s tariffs
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard names his favorite 5 Presidents
• The Resistance: ♫ President’s Day (But Not For You) ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s new “Department of Irony” ♬

Bill Hoover: ♫ These Mooks Are Made For Mockin’ ♬

Robert Reich: Why are CEOs paid so much?

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets Of Minneapolis ♬ (Radio Mix):

Vox: What was immigration like before ICE?

The Colbert Bump—James Talarico Edition

• Stephen: Why CBS didn’t broadcast Stephen Colbert’s interview with James Talarico
• Stephen: This is the interview.
• Stephen: Why everyone’s talking about Stephen Colbert, CBS, the FCC and James Talarico?
• Liberal Redneck: The Talarico affair and the fight for American Christianity

John D. Cundle: ♫ Liberation Day at Penguin Island ♬

U2: ♫ American Obituary ♬:

Bill Hoover: ♫ Epsteins Chums ♬

Fraudsters, Murderers, Liars and Other Deplorable MAGA Scoundrels:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Right People ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Fetlocks Covers the “Blanketgate Scandal” ♬
• Jen Psaki: Трамп Cabinet’s tone deafness makes election outreach plan ridiculous
• Stephen: Kristi Noem—A boss With benefits
• LegalEagle: She honked at ICE. They shot her five times.
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ These are Things We’re Expected to Believe ♬
• LegalEagle: Largest bribe in American history
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Just Hate ICE ♬
• John Oliver: ICE and DHS:

• Rachael Maddow: Rubio beclowns himself dancing to Trump’s tune; U.S. security suffers with Rubio’s distractions
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Precious and Few 2026 ♬
• Steve Shives: The Bondi method of congressional testimony
• Christopher Titus: Chaos in America
• JoJoFromJerz: Republicans have NO RED LINE!
• Stephen: Epstein crony Andrew faces consequences & Трамп’s A-List peace board & did Obama leak alien intel?
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ RFK Fried His Brain ♬
• Jesse Welles: ♫ Whirlwind ♬:

• LegalEagle: DOJ in contempt of Congress?
• Stephen: Optimism hits a new low & Epstein pals face consequences & a Kristi Noem update
• Paul Krugman: Now Трампists are menacing Economists
• Schmoyoho: ♫ How Is The Dow ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп thinks the arrest of Epstein-linked ex-Prince Andrew is “a very sad thing”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Forget Kristi’s Blanket ♬
• Caitlin Speaks: Something isn’t adding up with Erika Kirk
• Stephen: Pope Leo XIV won’t join the Board Of Peace & someone’s record disapproval & the “MAHA workout”

Robert Reich: The corporations profiting Off of ICE

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stay warm everyone.

• Let’s investigate that, um, someone killed, oh gosh, someone else. Somewhere.
• ICE needs to get out of Saint Joseph, and Tacoma, and Washington.
• The kids protesting ICE are alright. The adults harassing them can fuck right off.
• Call your legislator.

What a lovely, crisp morning.

• Is it bad that the Hanford Advisory Board is in shambles? It seems bad.
• Age verification on the Internet seems like more an excuse for surveillance than protecting children.
• Tax the wealthy.
• Contact your legislator.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together this evening to talk politics, elections, laws, the media, and a plethora of other things. Stop by, relax, have a drink and join the conversations.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.