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by Goldy โ€” Monday, 4/3/06, 6:56 pm

Rep. Tom DeLay has decided to step down from the House, rather than face an unwinnable reelection campaign.

The decision came just three days after his former deputy chief of staff, Tony C. Rudy, pleaded guilty to conspiracy and corruption charges, telling federal prosecutors of a criminal enterprise being run out of DeLay’s leadership offices.

Anybody working on the “Ten Little Indians” parody?

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Dixon a distraction to Dixon campaign

by Goldy โ€” Monday, 4/3/06, 2:54 pm

Richard Roesler of the Spokane Spokesman-Review has followed up on the Aaron Dixon story, and surprisingly, Green Party spokesman Mike Gillis told him that they “absolutely” vetted the candidate. He characterized my original post as a “partisan smear,” and downplayed the significance of Dixon’s legal problems:

“I think what we’ve really created is a culture in politics where you’re not even allowed to fart in public,” Gillis said. “Any mistakes he’s made in the past have been so overwhelmed by what he’s done for his community. I think there’s nothing in his past that regular people haven’t run into at some point.”

Oh. Well then… I guess I’m not “regular people,” because in addition to being a devout voter, I also haven’t “run into” any of the following obstacles:

  • Owes more than $2,800 in traffic fines, including four counts in the past 18 months of driving without insurance;
  • Was accused by his estranged wife in a 1994 divorce case of having problems with marijuana use and threatening to kill her;
  • And had two liens placed on him by King County officials for allegedly failing to pay child support in 1989 and 2003.
  • In 1980 he was convicted of embezzlement from a medical supply company in Oakland, Calif., and served six months in a California prison.
  • And that in 1984 he was convicted of check fraud and “served a short prison sentence.”

Look, I don’t mind if the guy farts in public, and I’m willing to put his past in his past. But it’s hard to shrug off Dixon’s long record as an unrepentant scofflaw, especially when his latest legal run-in occurred as recently as last year.

Dixon wants to put this all in perspective:

“At a time when our government spends $100,000 a minute to occupy Iraq,” Dixon wrote, “this entire media frenzy has been but a distraction to my campaign and me.”

Exactly. Which is exactly why Dixon should have never declared his candidacy.

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Tim Eyman is a lying sack of shit

by Goldy โ€” Monday, 4/3/06, 8:00 am

Andrew at Permanent Defense (et al) recently pointed me towards the petition for R-65, Tim Eyman’s cynical and mean-spirited referendum to repeal the gay civil rights bill recently passed by the state Legislature. Tim has a history of shamelessly lying in the headlines of his petitions… but this one’s a doozy:

R-65 petition

Uh-huh.

Thing is, R-65 has absolutely nothing to do with preferential treatment, quotas, or same-sex marriage. The referendum would repeal ESHB 2661, which is accurately described in the small print of the statutorily mandated Ballot Measure Summary… mere inches below Tim’s intentionally dishonest headline.

ESHB 2661 amends the state’s law against discrimination to prohibit discrimination based on “sexual orientation” in employment, housing, credit, insurance, health maintenance contracts, public accommodations, and commercial boycotts or blacklists. “Sexual orientation” includes heterosexuality, homosexuality, bisexuality, and gender expression or identity. State marriage laws are not modified, employment goals or quotas are not required, nor any specific belief, practice, behavior or orientation endorsed. Religious organizations and owner-occupied dwelling units are exempt from this law.

A few weeks back I suggested a number of initiative process reforms, and near the top of the list was a proposal to ban all editorial content on petitions. Clearly, it damages the integrity of the initiative and referendum process to have sponsors intentionally mislead voters… but censorship would be impractical, if not downright scary. Thus the only way to prevent sponsors from lying on their petitions is to prevent them from printing anything but the statutorily mandated components.

In the absence of such a sensible reform, Tim is free to be… well… Tim. And so he boldly lies to voters, right there in the headline of the R-65 petition. Why? Because polls show that a majority of Washington citizens oppose discrimination… even against (gasp) gay people. If voters understand what R-65 actually does — make it legal to discriminate against gays — most would decline to sign the petition. And so once again, Tim lied.

Which of course raises a question I’ve been meaning to ask of editorial page editors around the state: “Why the hell do you still give a lying sack of shit like Tim Eyman free access to your op/ed pages?” The guy doesn’t print opinion in his guest columns… he prints lies!

Just wondering.

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