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Help Send Me to Jail!

When Judge Tabor enjoined me from submitting I-831 petitions, he failed to account for my lifelong ambition to be a political prisoner.

That's why if we gather enough signatures (and fail to reverse this asinine decision on appeal,) I promise to defy the court order, and personally deliver petitions to the Secretary of State! Sure, the court may hold me in contempt, but then... the feeling would be mutual.

But I need your help! We need dozens of coordinators and over 500 volunteers to gather the 200,000 signatures necessary to get I-831 on the ballot, and make me the newest bitch of the Thurston County Jail.

I'm putting my ass on the line. Literally. So the least you can do is help gather enough signatures to put Tim's ass on the ballot.

Thank you for volunteering!

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Gather Signatures Coordinate Efforts

You will be contacted regarding signature gathering campaigns in your community. In addition, we need volunteers and coordinators for the following high-traffic events and locations:

Signature Gathering Events (Please check all that apply)
Folklife Volunteer Coordinate
Fremont Solstice Parade Volunteer Coordinate

Signature Gathering Locations (Please check all that apply)
Woodland Park Zoo Volunteer Coordinate
Greenlake Volunteer Coordinate
Seattle Center Volunteer Coordinate
Safeco Field Volunteer Coordinate
Key Arena Volunteer Coordinate
University of Washington Volunteer Coordinate
Washington State University Volunteer Coordinate
PCC: Fremont Volunteer Coordinate
PCC: Greenlake Volunteer Coordinate
PCC: Issaquah Volunteer Coordinate
PCC: Kirkland Volunteer Coordinate
PCC: Seward Park Volunteer Coordinate
PCC: View Ridge Volunteer Coordinate
PCC: West Seattle Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Anacortes Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Bainbridge Island Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Bremerton Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Clinton Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Edmunds Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Fauntleroy Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Friday Harbor Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Keystone Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Kingston Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Lopez Island Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Mukilteo Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Orcas Island Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Point Defiance Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Port Townsend Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Seattle Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Shaw Island Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Southworth Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Talequah Volunteer Coordinate
Ferry Terminal: Vashon Island Volunteer Coordinate

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